31 Upsetting People Who Are Lucky To Be In Relationships

When you're hot, you can get away with just about anything.

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Booger girl has GOT to be the finest female physical specimen of all time, right? Like, "makes Emily Ratajkowski look homely" hot?

Congratulations to this butter lover's spouse on being married to a man who surely makes Brad Pitt and Michael B. Jordan look like trolls!

A fiancé is someone you have YET to marry. Ahem. Just pointing that out.

If your name's Zendaya: "Oh, honey, you gotta bring these cups back to the kitchen, silly!" If your name is, like, I don't know, Beth: "WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS BATHROOOOOOOOOOOM!"

Horror movie music would literally be playing if I found this in my fridge.

Bro, I don't care how much of a stud you are, what are you doing?!

If the response to this was, "It's OK, babe," then, folks, this woman is impossibly beautiful.

What a monster...a beautiful, beautiful monster.

I'm sorry, but NO ONE is hot enough to do this to pizza.